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  • Mar 11, 1991
  • United States
  • Deviant for 20 years
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NAME: Olivia Em
OCCUPATION: Pokemon master
DATE of BIRTH: March 11th, 1991
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight
TYPE of BLOOD: I actually don't know;
HAIR: Dirty blonde
PEOPLE: Andy Warhol, Ryan Reynolds, Batman
INTERESTS: Pop art, Disney, the 1920's
ENJOYS: b&w photography, stickers
HOBBIES: L4D, Dancing, FaceBook
DRINK: Super sugared up coffee, strawberry ramune, h20
FOOD: Chinese, moms cupcakes, veggie burgers from In and Out
Flavor: Strawberry, caramel, i hate grape
BRAND: Betsy Johnson, Ed Hardy, Tokidoki
SHOES: Converse, Vans, flippy floppies
PIERCINGS: Belly button, 1 in each ear
JEWLERY BRAND: n/a i mostly get shit at Claires or Target OTL;
TATTOO: Koi on left mid arm, Je T'aime on my chest, Hello Kitty head on my lfoot and Cinnamoroll head on my rfoot
SMOKE: NEVER. allergic
COSMETICS: Urban Decay, CG, L'Oreal
CURRENT OBSESSION: circus themes, dresses, zombiessss
FETISH: D:
LIKES: Nice abs, pink and teal, cupcakes
DISLIKES: Snakes, Dakota Fanning, not showering
STYLE: Neon/bright colours, popart/superhero t's, skirts/dresses
FACT: I am five foot two inches of badassery.
Xoxo.
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Umejey

Devious Journal Entry

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At work this weekend these two little boys were running around chasing each other, a third chubby kid wanted to talk to me he was very polite. One punched his friend in the dick they laughed and he ran to the counter and grabbed a fuckin knife and I was all HEYHEYHEY*!! <ohnoesplz (https://www.deviantart.com/ohnoesplz) and he was all...*puts back* than he grabbed the salt/pepper shaker and they started running around again and I had to kick them out to the "childrens play area". FYI i work in a museum... the chubby kid was the only tame one... :'C ffffffffff I promise I'm doing art OTL;;;;;;; *WTF YOU LITTLE FUCKERS PS idk if I said this or not but totally fuckin saw
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Devious Journal Entry

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wtf dA i dont log on for a month and you go all changing again lmao all i do is work 9 to 9 fffff gunfightsandlasershows.tumblr.com comicon in 2ish weeks! i have nothing done! FUCK. how is everybody??? c:
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Oh la la

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Just BLEW my whole check that I got yesterday on ~ladygagaplz (https://www.deviantart.com/ladygagaplz) tickets +___+ July 31 Im so stoked :iconimhappyplz: ha broke for 2 weeks;;; and got my con table! *nervouuuussss* Oh and I made a tumblr for my comicon stuff :D nothing on there yet; I should be finished with stuff this week :D and :iconlocks-gurl: said she'd help with photoshop stuff since I dont have it anymore D8 Unless someone wants to give me MAC lessons 101 haha gunfightsandlasershows.tumblr.com
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Soreiya
Happy birthday again!
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Soreiya
Happy Birthday. <3
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Hello!:iconpinkballoonplz:
Happy [early] birthday!
Wishing you miles of smiles in the coming years!
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:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

It's March 11th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team :love:

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Hello!:iconballoonplz:
Happy early birthday!
Hope you have a good one!
ice-or-fire
Hello!:iconballoonplz:
Happy early birthday!
Hope you have a good one!